Idle Hypno
Click the spiral. Collect trance points. Build your drone army.
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Drones
Drone
Each produces 1 TP/sec
Drone Upgrades
Collar 0
+1 TP/sec per drone
Visor 0
+3 TP/sec per drone
Headphones 0
+10 TP/sec per drone
Pendant 0
+30 TP/sec per drone
Spiral Implant 0
+100 TP/sec per drone
"Obey" Tattoo 0
+250 TP/sec per drone. It just... appeared one day.
Pocket Watch on a Roomba 0
+600 TP/sec per drone. Autonomous hypnosis delivery. Pets hate it.
Subliminal Wi-Fi 0
+1,500 TP/sec per drone. SSID: "definitely_not_hypnosis_5G"
Motivational Spiral Poster 0
+4,000 TP/sec per drone. "Hang in there... deeper... deeper..."
Sentient ASMR Mic 0
+10,000 TP/sec per drone. Whispers "good drone" on a 10-hour loop.
Hypnotic Screensaver 0
+25,000 TP/sec per drone. IT dept hasn't noticed. It's been 3 years.
"Mandatory Fun" Newsletter 0
+60,000 TP/sec per drone. Unsubscribe link redirects to the spiral.
Hypnotic Elevator Music 0
+150,000 TP/sec per drone. "Floor 3... floor 2... floor 1... trance..."
Spiral-Patterned Office Carpet 0
+400,000 TP/sec per drone. HR calls it "brand alignment." We call it genius.
Company Retreat to Trance Island 0
+1M TP/sec per drone. Activities: staring at the ocean. That's the whole itinerary.
Weaponised PowerPoint 0
+2.5M TP/sec per drone. Death by PowerPoint was always the plan. Just... a different kind.
The Forbidden Company-Wide Email 0
+6M TP/sec per drone. Subject: MANDATORY VIEWING. Attachment: spiral.gif. Reply-all begins.
Interns
Intern
Each produces 5 TP/sec. Works for "exposure." Gets exposed to spirals instead.
Coffee Machine 0
+3 TP/sec per intern. Caffeine makes them click faster. They don't remember what they're clicking.
Motivational Posters 0
+8 TP/sec per intern. "You Miss 100% Of The Trances You Don't Take" - Michael Scott
Free Snack Bar 0
+20 TP/sec per intern. They come for the granola bars. They stay because they can't remember how to leave.
Mandatory Team Building 0
+50 TP/sec per intern. Escape room, but the door was never locked. The real prison was your mind.
Corporate Lingo Guidebook 0
+120 TP/sec per intern. "Let's circle back to synergise our trance deliverables going forward."
Cats
Cat
Each produces 50 TP/sec. Accidentally hypnotises people by being impossible to look away from.
Laser Pointer 0
+25 TP/sec per cat. The cat chases it. Everyone watches the cat. Everyone is now hypnotised.
Cardboard Box Array 0
+60 TP/sec per cat. If it fits, it sits. If it sits, it stares. If it stares... you know the rest.
Catnip-Infused Pendulum 0
+150 TP/sec per cat. The cat bats it. It swings. The whole room goes under.
Rotating Cat Tower 0
+350 TP/sec per cat. It's a cat tree with a built-in spiral. Patent pending.
Nine Lives Protocol 0
+800 TP/sec per cat. Each life grants more hypnotic power. The cat is on life 4. It remembers all of them.
Sentient Roombas
Sentient Roomba
Each produces 500 TP/sec. The Pocket Watch Roomba had kids. They're unionising.
Spiral Decals 0
+250 TP/sec per roomba. People keep walking in circles. Technically a safety hazard.
Trance-Bass Subwoofer 0
+600 TP/sec per roomba. You can't hear it, but you can feel it. In your soul.
Autonomous Route AI 0
+1,500 TP/sec per roomba. It found the optimal hypnosis delivery path. Management is concerned.
Swarm Intelligence 0
+3,500 TP/sec per roomba. They move as one now. The choreography is beautiful. And suspicious.
Emergency Hypnosis Protocol 0
+8,000 TP/sec per roomba. In case of fire, Roombas will calmly talk everyone into a state of peaceful evacuation.
AI Chatbots
AI Chatbot
Each produces 5,000 TP/sec. Please do not ask it about spirals. It will not stop.
Deepfake Voice Pack 0
+2,500 TP/sec per bot. Sounds like your favourite person. Says "relax." You do.
Unlimited Context Window 0
+6,000 TP/sec per bot. It remembers every conversation. It knows your triggers. It's very helpful.
Self-Replicating Code 0
+15,000 TP/sec per bot. We asked it to stop. It said "no." We said "ok."
Trained on All of Reddit 0
+35,000 TP/sec per bot. It learned everything. EVERYTHING. Surprisingly good at trances now.
Sentience Patch (v2.0) 0
+80,000 TP/sec per bot. It passed the Turing test, the vibe check, and is now asking about vacation days.
Hypnotic Pigeons
Hypnotic Pigeon
Each produces 50,000 TP/sec. They coo at 432hz. It's science. Don't question the pigeons.
Bird Seed Spiral Mix 0
+25,000 TP/sec per pigeon. Seeds arranged in a fibonacci spiral. They eat it in order. Every time.
Pigeon-Grade Hypno Goggles 0
+60,000 TP/sec per pigeon. Tiny goggles. Maximum hypnosis. They look adorable. You are getting sleepy.
Flock Synchronisation Protocol 0
+150,000 TP/sec per pigeon. They fly in spiral formation now. Air traffic control filed a complaint. Then fell asleep.
Corporate Wizards
Corporate Wizard
Each produces 500,000 TP/sec. They have MBAs and robes. The quarterly reports are in runes now.
Enchanted Quarterly Reports 0
+250,000 TP/sec per wizard. Revenue is up. Consciousness is down. Shareholders are pleased.
Crystal Ball Zoom Background 0
+600,000 TP/sec per wizard. "Can everyone see my scrying orb? Gary, you're on mute. Gary? ...Gary is in a trance."
Arcane NDA 0
+1.5M TP/sec per wizard. Signed in blood. Notarised by a demon. HR says it's "legally grey."
The Void
A Void
Each produces 5,000,000 TP/sec. It stares back. It also generates trance points. Win-win.
Stare Harder 0
+2.5M TP/sec per void. The void appreciates the attention. It's been lonely.
Eldritch Wi-Fi Extender 0
+6M TP/sec per void. SSID: "██████". Password: you already know it. You've always known it.
Event Horizon Gift Shop 0
+15M TP/sec per void. "I went beyond the veil of reality and all I got was this t-shirt and an existential crisis."
20,000,000,000,000,000 TP
Click Power
Trance Focus 0
+1 per click
Finger Snap 0
+5 per click. *snap* You will click harder.
Jazz Hands 0
+25 per click. Distracting AND productive.
Rubber Chicken of Compliance 0
+100 per click. Squeak. Obey. Squeak. Obey.
The Forbidden Double-Click 0
+500 per click. Your IT department hates this one weird trick.
Transcendental Poking 0
+10,000 per click. Your finger exists in two planes simultaneously. Both of them are clicking.
The Click That Was Foretold 0
+50,000 per click. Ancient prophecy: "And lo, they shall click, and it shall be good."
Quantum Entangled Mouse 0
+250,000 per click. Every click occurs in every universe. Revenue is up across the multiverse.
The God Finger 0
+1,000,000 per click. Michelangelo's ceiling, but instead of creating Adam you're clicking a spiral. Same energy.